Swinging Redneck
How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any
underwear?
There's dandruff on his/her shoes.
Redneck Parkin' Lot
If you have no cars that are mobile, and 14 cars that
aren't, then you might be a redneck.
Southern Medical Dictionary
Benign......................... What you be, after you
be eight.
Artery......................... The study of
paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to
cafeteria.
Barium......................... What doctors do when
patients die.
Cesarean Section............... A neighborhood in
Rome.
Catscan........................ Searching for
Kitty.
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with
her.
Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation
mark.
D&C............................ Where Washington
is.
Dilate......................... To live long.
Enema.......................... Not a friend.
Fester......................... Quicker than someone
else.
Fibula......................... A small lie.
Genital........................ Non-Jewish
person.
G.I. Series.................... World Series of
military baseball.
Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat
on.
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well
known.
Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at
work.
Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day
rates.
Node........................... I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has
fainted.
Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood
test.
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to
Elvis.
Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.................. Place to do
upholstery.
Rectum......................... Darn near killed
him.
Secretion...................... Hiding something.
Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
Tablet......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the
airport.
Tumor.......................... One plus one
more.
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're
out.
Varicose....................... Near by/close by
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