Optometrists
We were helping customers when the store optometrist walked by and flirted
with a co-worker.
Of course, we all had to stop what we were doing to tease
her. But she quickly dismissed the notion of a budding romance.
"Can you imagine making out with an optometrist?" she asked.
"It
would always be, 'Better like this...or like this?'"
Dentists
The Smith's were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered.
"No gas or needles or any of that stuff.
Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as brave as you," said the dentist admiringly.
"Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Smith turned to his wife...
"Show him your tooth, Honey."
The Tooth
A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "that tooth has to come out.
I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The man grabs the doc's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"
So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take this pill."
The man asks "What is it?"
The doc replies, "Viagra."
The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"
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