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In The Vet's OfficeOne of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the patient into the doctor's office.
Before taking this dog's leash, I glimpsed those large teeth of hers and asked the owner, "Is she friendly?" "Friendly?" said the man. "Friendly? She's had five litters! How much 'friendlier' than that can she get?" The PriceA friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost.Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged. "I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!" The groomer replied, "That may be true. But then you don't bite, do you?!" OOPSThere was no way we were giving up the stray kitten who adopted us. We called her Princess.When we took her to the animal hospital to get her checked out, the vet had news: she was actually a He. "So what's the new name going to be," he asked, "The Cat Formerly Known as Princess?" DOCTORS ARE EXPENSIVE!A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he laid the dog on the table, Dr. Buck pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the doc shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away.""What?", screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!" With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The retriever went right to work, sniffing the poor dog on the table and checking him out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the retriever sadly shook his head and went, "Woof." The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, which walked around the poor dog several times and then sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off 
the table and ran out of the room.Then the veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do." He handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "Six hundred dollars?!?! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" Doc shook his head sadly and explained, "If you had taken my word for it, the cost would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan. |
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