Bubba & Friends

Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week.
The exam was “fill in the blank” and the last question read, “Old MacDonald had a_____.” Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. “Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?”
Tiny laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed. e turned to Bubba and said, “Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM.”
“Oh yeah,” said Bubba, “I remember now.” he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, “Tiny, how do you spell farm?”
“You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy,” hissed Tiny, “farm is spelled ‘E-I-E-I-O’.”

Ice Fishing

Bubba and Jethro decide to go ice fishing. After arriving at the lake early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake and drop in their lines in the water.
After fishing for a few hours, Bubba has caught dozens of fish while Jethro hasn't even gotten a bite.
Jethro asks, "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm."  Jethro asks, "What did you say?"
Bubba answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm."
Jethro again asks, "What?"
Bubba spits into his hand and says, "You gotta keep the worms warm!"

The Fishing Spot

One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.
Bob said, ''I know. I can spit in the water!''
But Bubba said, '' No! How will we know it's your spit?''
They thought and thought and finally Bob said, '' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!''
But Bubba said ''No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?''

Hunting

Two Redneck hunters from Mississippi got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only four moose.
The two good old boys object strongly. "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same lane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
Unfortunately, even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after take-off.
Climbing out of the wreck Bubba asked Earl, "Any idea where we are?"
"Yaaah, I think we's pretty close to where we crashed last year."