Same category, different
theme.... Just experimenting with new looks.
She Was Soooooooooooooo
Blonde:
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She Was Soooooooooooooo
Blonde:
...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
...she
thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She Was Soooooooooooooo
Blonde:
...she tripped over a cordless phone
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said "concentrate."
...she told me to meet her at the corner of
"WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
...at the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She Was Soooooooooooooo
Blonde:
...she studied for a blood test.
...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul
Train."
...she sold the car for gas money!
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice instead.
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said "Airport Left," She turned around
and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo
Blonde:
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
...she thought that she could not use her AM radio in
the evening...
...she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which
she thought stood for "Tits Go In Front!"
Q.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A.
Ask her to go alphabetize your M&M's.
Q. What does
it mean if a blonde has square breasts?
A.
She forgot to take the kleenex out of the box.
Q. Why did
the blonde write TGIF on her shoes?
A. To remind herself
Toes Go In First.
Q. How do you know
if a blonde has been at your computer?
A.
Whiteout on the screen.
Q. How do you know
if another blonde has been on your computer?
A. Ink on the white
out.
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