"A Blonde's Revenge!"

A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The lawyer asked if she would like to play a game, but the blonde was tired and just wanted to take a nap, so she politely declined and turned away to catch a few winks.
The lawyer was persistent, maybe thinking she looked like an easy  mark. "It's easy and fun," he said, "See, I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and then you ask me a question, and if I can't find the answer, I pay you $5.00."
Again, the blonde declined and tried to get some sleep.
Finally, the lawyer said, "Okay, how about if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I can't find the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This caught the blonde's attention, and figuring he wouldn't give up unless she played, she finally agreed to the game.
The lawyer asked the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" he said.
The blonde thought for a moment, then just shrugged, reached into her purse, and handed the lawyer a $5.00 bill.
"Okay, your turn," said the lawyer.
The blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer racked his brain for the answer, then opened his laptop computer and searched the internet on his wireless connection, to no avail.
Finally, he gave up, and handed the blonde $500. She just took it, said, "Thanks," and turned back to get some sleep.
The lawyer, more than a little miffed, tapped her on the shoulder, demanding, "Hey, so, what's the answer?"
The blonde just shrugged, reached into her purse, handed the lawyer $5.00, and went back to sleep.

Flight Rage

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please Requires a Java Enabled Browser. move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
 He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."