A trucker stops for red light and a blonde girl catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. The girl says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
The trucker stops for another red light and the girl again catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" He ignores her again and continues down the street.
The trucker stops for still another red light and the girl catches up again all out of breath. 
She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" 
He dismisses her and starts off down the street, then stops. 
The trucker gets out of the truck, approaches the blonde girl and says:
"Hi, my name is Andy and I am driving a SALT TRUCK!

Blonde in a Blizzard

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.
The blonde finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow, she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After quite some time had passed, the blonde was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for quite a long time. The blonde said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. 
The driver replied, "Well that's just fine honey, and you can keep it up if you want. I'm done here with the K-Mart parking lot and I gotta go cross the way to Sam's Club next..."

Did you hear about the blonde that gave a guy a blowjob while he was driving?
They both fell off the motorcycle.