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| SLIDESHOWS |
| GLORY DAYS |
| DAN & DOM |
| TOXIC TEXAN |
| PAULA COLE |
| LONNIE |
| GEORGE'S |
| FOYER |
| IN THE PUB |
| NIGHT PEOPLE |
| DUBYA |
| MOVIES TV |
| MESSAGES |
Golf Balls
A man entered the bus, with both of his front pant pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a blonde.The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blond continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Puzzling Puzzle
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband
for help.''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
Party Prize
A Blond goes to a company party and wins a
thermos for the door prize. she asks her
co-worker, "What's a thermos?"
He says "It keeps hot things hot and
cold things cold."
"Oh!" The next day at work, she
brings it with her. Her boss, who is also a
blond, says "What's that?"
The Blond says "It's a
thermos."
She says "It keeps hot things hot and
cold things cold." Her boss asks her,
"What do you have in it?"
The blond says, "Two cups of coffee
and a pop-sickle."
The Football Game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a
football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how
she liked the game.
"Oh, I really liked it," she
said, "but I just couldn't understand
why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
"What on earth do you
mean???"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one
team got it and then for the rest
of the game all they kept screaming
was:
"Get the quarter back! Get the quarter
back!"
Fishy
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, "Now, what do I give them to drink?"
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