You Too?

A Blonde girl goes to work one day crying because she found out her mom had just died. Her boss asks her
'What's wrong?? Why are you crying??'.
She replies 'I just found out that my mom passed away'.
The Boss decides to let her  have the day off but she insists on working so that she can keep her mind off her mom. A few hours later her boss decides to check on her and he goes in to her office and see's her crying hysterically
 He asks again 'Why are you crying??'
she says "My sister called saying that her mom died too!"

Just Amazing

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all in a lamaze class. The brunette told they redhead she was having a boy.
They redhead asked her how she knew and she told her it was because she got pregnant in missionary position.
The redhead then proclaimed that she must be having a girl seeing as how she was on top at the point of her conception. After a little bit they noticed the blond in the corner crying.
When they asked her what was wrong, she exclaimed through her
tears," I'm having puppies!"

Desert Storm

There are 3 women who are in the army; A Blonde, Brunette and Redhead and their general asks them if they went into the desert and could only take one thing, what would it be?
Well the Brunette says I would take an umbrella so I wont get hot. The General says ok that is good.
The Redhead says I would take a watermelon because I could eat it and drink the juices on it too. The General says ok that is good.
Then he asks the Blonde what she would take and she says " I would take a car door" The General says, "Why in the heck would you take a car door?"
The Blonde says, "So if I get hot I can roll down the window."

Can't Fool Her!

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

Blonde Kidnapper

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ''I've kidnapped you.''
She then wrote a note saying, 'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.'' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, ''How could you do this to a fellow blonde?''

Emergency

A blonde is complaining to her friend about the bad day she'd had at work. Her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
Her friend said, "How horrible! What did you do?"
The blonde shook her head. "There was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers..."