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What is Osama up to?

FunnyWebsite.com, using its high-tech surveillance equipment, has discovered that Osama bin Laden's followers are using code names to describe what their leader is up to. wonthetoss.jpg (24091 bytes)

Osama is busy with his mistress: Osama bin Laid. 
Osama is wearing a condom: Osama bin Latex.
Osama needs some Viagra: Osama bin Limp.
Osama needs a penis extension: Osama bin Little.
Osama is using his tongue: Osama bin Licking.
Osama is cross-dressing, wearing a burka again: Osama bin Lady.
Osama has invited all his wives into his cave: Osama bin Livestock.
Osama is listening to a Ricky Martin CD: Osama bin Latino.
Osama is squatting over a hole in the ground: Osama bin Lavatory.
Osama has left his camouflage jacket in the rain: Osama bin Laundry.
Osama is drinking his favorite beer: Osama bin Lager.
Osama is putting his glass under the camel's butt: Osama bin Lemonade.
Osama is sitting on the ground, at the entrance of his cave: Osama bin Lobby.
Osama has found some flying insects in his cave: Osama bin Luncheon.
Osama is reading animal footprints in the sand: Osama bin Literary.

Al Quaeda Spokesman Sulaiman Abu Gaith Daily To Do List
Morning exercise - thrash infidels with stave Link to Harmony Hollow Requires a Java Enabled Browser.
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Trim beard - carefully
Check closets for US Commandos
Make sure wives are entombed in acres of heavy, dark fabric
Meet the boys @ the bath house
Set dog on fire
Eat dirt cakes with side of grass
Buy makeup before next taping!! (Revlon Age-Defying Cover-up?)
Stone the guilty
Read Koran (the OTHER Koran - the one with the body bomb blueprints)
Secretly watch banned "You've Got Mail" DVD. Remember: Tears = Weakness
Smash television (unless I'm on it!)
Call FTD - Need birthday balloon bouquet for Osama
Hang the innocents
Call P.R. Rep - demand better time slot on Al Jazeera!
Floss
Never walk through poppy fields again - ba-a-ad nightmares
Renew subscription to Tiger Beat
Get drunk on insanity
Go camel tipping

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