IT'S OVER NOW
THEY KICKED OUR ASSES
TIME TO HEAD
FOR THE MOUNTAIN PASSES
BUT BEFORE WE GO
INTO THE CAVES
LET'S LOSE THE BEARDS
WITH BURMA SHAVE
Weather
Report: Kabul
Subject: Terrorists in YOUR
WORKPLACE!
Warning -
Authorities have recently been informed of four
possible
terrorists in your workplace. Three individuals were
apprehended: bin
Sleepin, bin Drinkin and bin Loafin. The fourth suspect
was not on the premises and authorities have reason to
doubt he ever had ties to the business: bin Workin. [Paraphrased from a sign spotted at WAAF 107.3 FM
in Boston.]
Osama bin Custer
Osama bin Ladin unwittingly repeated history when he
used a phrase uttered by Gen. Custer, "Where did
all these fucking Tomahawks come from?"
Subject: How's this for
ambition?
From a Yahoo News report:
India said a man arrested on suspicion of being linked
with Osama bin Laden's al
Qaeda network had confessed to plans to carry out
suicide attacks in Britain, Australia and India after
September 11."
Does this guy know what "suicide
attack" means? Most people can only do
it once.