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The GenieOsama bin Laden was kicking around some rubble left over from the latest bombing, and found a copper jug
with a wax plug. He pried off the plug and out popped a
female genie; "How may I serve you, Master?"
she inquired.
Osama was not impressed. "Don't need anything from a female!" he said, churlishly. "But Master, I MUST do SOMETHING for you, or I have to go back into confinement! Please! Isn't there anything I can get you?" "All right!" snapped Osama churlishly, "Tomorrow morning, I want to find three 
American women in bed with me, ready to do what they do
best! Now, get lost!" "Your wish is my command!" said the genie (miffed), and vanished. The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton in bed with him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no Medical Insurance. QUESTIONHere is a moral question for you: The situation: You are in the
Afganistan, and there is a huge flood in progress.
Many
homes have been lost, water supplies compromised and
structures destroyed.
You're a freelance-photographer and taking photos for a news service, traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes. You come across Osama Bin Laden who has been swept away by the floodwaters. He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under.  You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb. So, here's the question and think carefully before you answer: Which lens and shutter speed would you use? |
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